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MascotNet Skit Tank
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page is
reserved for
ideas on simple skits a mascot can perform in. Skits that cost little,
need
little preparation, or just the effective us of props. Ideas are coming
from all over the country, and the world, so please feel free to e-mail me any suggestions
on what other things we should address, or inform the mascot community
about. Sharing IS caring!
BEFORE YOU
TRY ANY OF THIS DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.
Talk to your advisor to see what kinds of things are permissible at
your event. Some mascots can get away with things that others can't. So
don't get fired, get permission, and you'll get respect whether the
answer is
yes or no.
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ENTRANCES:
IMHO,
each mascot should try to work with your sound guys as close as
possible. You need a theme song for your entrace, should you be lucky
enough to have
time alloted for your entrance. I've used "Stop the Rock" from Apollo
440
all season long. It's funny, but when fans of the Kickers visit other
teams, if the song is ever used, I'm told they intinctively start
looking for me to appear. That's a GREAT payoff! - Kickeroo
Oh,
and last game for my intro, i changed it upa bit. Since they always
shine a
big spotlight on me, I wore a prisoner's outfit for thr intro, and
whenI
came out I kept acting like i was trying to get away from the
light...jail
break style. (Sealvester)
College
mascots themselves are not allowed to rappel or jump off of trampolines
for games, because of liability. The only way it can be done is if
someone
who is out of college does it, or what we do is have a student who is a
member of the ROTC program do it. They just rappel, land, and run off
then
we run back on. (Goldy)
One
mascot, while rappelling during practice, fell 100' and broke both of
his legs.
He lost his job for a year, recovered and found out his replacement
became
a *permanent* replacement. Then there was this guy, a CBA mascot, had a
spotter for his rappel practice (who holds onto the rope and is
supposed
to break your fall). When he lost the rope the spotter ran for
cover
(not that I blame him). I know the guy broke his legs, too I'm not sure
what else happened. And as far as trampoline acts go the NJ Nets mascot
has two broken wrists from when he was an acrobatl. Rocky from the
Nuggets
broke his tailbone a few years ago on Opening Night- during practice.
He missed a big portion of the season- and he was lucky they didn't
find
a replacement for him. Think about as you're pondering physical stunts.
"I got to do a pregame skit, beating up a "wrangler", which went "ok"
considering that the lowered light levels and the spotlight shining on
me
left me basically blind. I couldn't find my supersoaker after i
put
it down, and I couldn't see the wrangler after I tackled him the second
time. " -
Blitz
 THINGS TO DO IN THE
CROWD:
While squeezing through a row of people in their seats, towards the end
I grab my behind like someone pinched it, and then point accusing
fingers at men.
Motion for a kid to throw popcorn in my mouth, then act like he nailed
me in the eye.
When someone actually gets popcorn in my mouth, I act all proud, then
clutch my throat like I'm choking, I point to my back like I need the
heimlech,
and then someone will grab me from behind and start heimliching me, and
when
they're done, I act all flirtly with them and kiss them like it was all
abig
scam just to get them to grab me.
If I'm trying to act sexy I lift up my jersey/shorts to reveal my
legs.
I'll make people laugh, then suddenly I'll stop ans stare at one
of the people laughing at me. I'll act out "Are you laughing at ME? No,
are you laughing at ME??" then I'll get all furious and stomp off.
Pat
your heart. point "you" "me" and "please". Usually you'll get a
negative response. Get on your knees and beg. If that still gets a
negative response gesture "drive" "eat". Still no? Okay, check their
left hand. Is there a wedding ring? put your hand over their hand and
gently tug at the ring, like you
are going to pull it off. All the while keep pointing "me" "you". Check
to see if they are mad. If they are walk away sulking. If they are
laughing laugh with them and give them a hug.
Sit
next to a female...young or old. Tap your mouth with one hand (yawn),
stretch with the other arm. When you are done stretching, rest
your arm on their shoulder (the old movie theater stunt). (Thundar)
See
a
great seat? Take off the shoe of the person sitting there. Throw it far
enough away that the person has to work to retrieve it. Jump in the
person's
seat and refuse to move.
Here
is a great comeback mini skit I use. When someone decides to stick
their hand down my mouth, I retaliate by grabbing their chin(as long as
they Intentionally sent their hand into my jaws) and trying without
much avail to stick my
huge paw down their mouth. The person realizes that bobcats don't like
having
human hands for dinner. (Bobcat)
You
can also see if there are any goodies around, like someone's leather
coat, some food/drink, etc. and offer them as a token of gratitude. Do
this especially if it's her' boyfriend's coat, and push him away a
little when you do it.
I tend
to wander off with women's purses, or at least take something from
them.
I started running off with purses, then a few steps away, I'dpause,
look
inside, and act like I saw something "shocking" in there, and then hand
it
back to the woman, touching it as little as possible, usually dangling
from
two fingers. I was wondering about plants, I mean pretending to
pull
out item from a woman's purse that I actually planted in there. Problem
is, I can't think of anything that would be appropriate (if you think
of
some if the toilet humor items...heheheh I'd be fired). So what
"embarassing"
or weird items can I pull out of the purses, that are still in the
realms
of good taste? Naturally I want to get a woman to agree to be my plant
for
the game, and pull something really weird out, and then have her bash
me
on the head with her purse, and chase me away. - PK
Plant
a large bag with a nice old lady, that just happens to have your loaded
supersoaker inside!!! That would be a shock. - Husky Dog
Some times I have my wife as a plant and have her with a tote bag
packed with tons of food like she would sneak the out side food in. It
is really funny because my wife is extreamly thin. So I would pull out
like a make up kit then some food then like a coke can, more food I
would pull everything out like if she was eating it or has eaten
some of it already with some open packs or what ever. I would look like
I was calling the security over then make her come up and get it in
front of everybody and do the shame finger. Some times I would point
out how thin she is then do like she is going to get fat likeme. Then
flirt with her since she has all the food - THOR
I
have this really awsome gag that I do to the players it's something
that they
know about before I do it so they always have gym shorts on but they'll
be
standing up in front of alot of people and I'll come up behind them and
pull
their shorts down its get the crowd crackin up everytime. Then he
chases
me and so fourth I always try to do it when there is kinda a dull
moment.
(Bluecat 17)
Pull out a plastic hand grenade, jumper cables, rubber chicken, several
items that NO ONE would assume would be in a purse, put them somewhere
where they are very visible, and pay no attention to them. Act like
anyone would have those in their purse at any given time... then last
find a handkerchief and act relieved like THAT is
what you were hoping to find. Wipe your brow and blow your nose on it,
then put it all back and hand it back to her. If I have a friend coming
to the game,I will ask her to hold on to the purse/bag. I dont like to
approach someone who I dont already know because I like to keep my
identity a secret... I guess if I didnt know someone who would already
be at the game, sitting in a strategic, visible seat, I may ask an
usher or assistant to set the prop for me. Another way is to have your
assistant go, inconspicously infront of you and set the bag on a step,
next to some lady, then I would play it up as if it was hers by tapping
her on a shoulder and making gestures as if to
borrow/steal it. When done, I would hand it back to her and walk away,
leaving the assistant to give her something in exchange for the bag...
- Slyburtuffy
 WORKING WITH RIVAL
MASCOTS:
The absolute best bet is done by getting in touch with rival mascots
before the game, either by phone in advance or at the game in the
locker room.
Talk about plans, props, skits, neutral zones, staged fights, etc.
Trust
me, it works much better if you don't want to fight to talk ahead of
time
and can be much funnier for the crowd. You do have the occasional jerk
who wants to push the envelope and try to jump you. If that happens,
stay
by your help(cheerleaders, staff, etc.), have your super soaker and
silly
string ready, and if all else fails, have an entire bucket of water
there
to douse him/her with it. It is miserable for any mascot to go an
entire
game soaking wet. It'll teach him a lesson too. - Boss Hog
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THINGS
TO
DO ON THE SIDELINE:
Draw
a line on the ground with your foot and dare someone to cross it.
When I'm just plain tired and need a break, I'll just collapse on the
ground for a few minutes, twitch, and then start giving myself
CPR/chest
compresions to revive myself.
"I
might actually try and play nice if possible, show unity and all that
stuff. Lead cheers together, do a dance off with the home mascot and
let the homer win, etc"
One
Rhett vs. Santa Claus hockey game, one time playing with a willing ref,
and once I dressed Rhett up as the BC Eagle, flailed around the ice
(likea dog on
skates would), tore off the costume, and proceeded to beat the snotout
of
it. - Rhett
"In
college I got a little out of hand in fighting other mascots. I may
have had a little ego back then. Yeah the crowd loves it. But done the
wrongway by ummm say knocking someones head off is SO EXTREMELY
UNPROFESSIONAL!!! It is not cool, not right, and not cool!! I
think a fight can be great if planned the right way by
talking
to
the person beforehand and setting it up." - CU Chip
On
a
day "game" or event, come out with a small supersoaker or watergun.
Shoot some people then "accidentally" shoot someone older. Toss the
watergun to a little kid and point to him like it was his fault. The
kid (by nature) will start shooting you. Run waving arms and all, but
come back with a much larger supersoaker, or
something double the size. The kid will think he can still win...lets
just say you can probably prove him wrong! Make sure it's all in good
fun
though. (The Friar)
First you have to set this up with a kid or any person you choose. You
have to have about 8 different size super soakers. The person helping
you gets 4, you get 4. You have the first one which is the smallest
one, person helping you has the 2nd one which is a bit larger. You get
the picture.
You get the first squirt, the person helping you pulls out their first
one
and gets you. You work back and forth untill the last one comes out
which the HUGE SUPER SOAKER, which he has. You take off running with
him chasing
you. All this time the song "Dueling Banjos" is playing on the
loudspeaker.
It's about a minute and a half to 2 minute skit. So you don't do just
a little squirt. You give a good couple of squirts and a lot of
laughing and pointing. (Sank)
A good quick one is the classic "water fight" You take someone's (a
friend dressed as the other teams waterboy) hat, they toss a cup of
water at you, you toss a cup back at them, they grab the water jug
chase you across the floor into the bleachers/stands and toss confetti
at the shrieking crowd. don't get water on the court! ( Goldy)
I remember the Terp once did a trenchcoat skit to Rock N roll part 2.
He had just a fig leaf on his shellless body.
Baseball mascots try this one...steal the relief cart and soak the
entire front row of the outfield stands, or whoever is reachable.
Double mischief! (dont forget to zap the other team's first base coach
if he has a sense of humor. - Slyburtuffy
The funniest thing i ever saw with a watergun was when the Phanatic was
in Harrisburg. One of the vendors was balancing a heavy tray of cans on
his head with both hands. The Phanatic hit him long and hard right on
the
zipper.
WORKING WITH
OFFICIALS:
Meeting an official before a game can never hurt. It's better to have
given them a chance to say yes, than be a "fool in a suit" harassing
them during time-outs. Also make sure you're out of costume - it seems
to be more professional. Just introduce yourself, and that you're the
mascot, and wanted to know
if was all right if I "bring you water and a towel" or "bow down to
you",
etc. The key is to be specific! Tell them exactly what you intend to
do!
They will assume you having something up your sleeve and if you do, ask
if they will play along. Remember - No means no! Also it's crucial that
you make it clear that you will not interrupt game play (only
time-outs,
half-time, etc.) A last thought, if you keep it simple and to your word
the first time, they should continue to help out. And officials will
talk
with other officials - make sure they can say they had fun with you. -
the Friar
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THINGS
TO DO ON THE COURT/FIELD:
 Bring
people onto the court, or have
someone in on it. Begin dancing
with them to the music When they aren't looking, completely stop, and
stare at them motionless. You can put your arms out like "What the heck
is he/she
doing?" and look at the audience (that's very funny) I also do the
thing
where I have someone picked out ahead of time, and we do the thing
where
they swing you around their body. If it doesn't work, drop strait to
the
floor and be motionless. When they try to pick you up, be completely
limp.
It's funny to watch someone try to pick up a limp mascot! (Thundar)
But we annouced a new contest in honor of Hagler Night. Had this long
drawn out introduction for me "weighing 577 pounds standing 6"7 feet
tall, the
amazing, the stupendious, the increadible, but not edible, wonder from
down
under KO!" then they introduced the challanger "4ft tall, weighing 40
pounds,
Little Timmy!" Round starts, and I'm ducking and weaving, throwing
punches
in the air, shifting my feet, all as I move toward the kid, who's just
standing
there motionless. Once i get close, I just drop my hands in frustration
that
the kid's not fighting me. I lean over like "go ahead, take the first
shot"
and put my hands behind my back. He thinks, then does a quick pucnh to
the
Jimmies. I keel over in pain, he raises his hands and is declared the
winner.
(K-O)
"Elvis, a
cheap raincoat material jumpsuit, fur in the open chest, my head, black
fur mutton chop sideburns, and a pair of Elvis shades.(TOO MUCH
CONVERSATION IS MY
INTRO SONG)" - KixxSoccerroo
I came out on the field with a boombox dressed up in a yellow poncho. I
press play on the box and "singing in the rain" plays. As I'm dancing
to it, a field worker comes and switches the stations. It lands on
Smooth Criminal. I stop and think for a second, then I rip off my
mascot hand revealing a sequined
glove, and tear off the poncho under which I'm wearing a red micheal
jackson
"Thriller" vest. Dance to that a little then he it switches again. This
time
its "Opps I did it again". I resentfully take off my vest and
underneath I'm
wearing a sequined halter top (the crowd really went nuts for that). I
do
some brittany moves and then the song gets changed again. Now its a
Swan
Lake "ballet" song. I say no way I'm dancing ballet, and I gesture that
the
field worker who's been swicthing my music should dance. He says no
way, walks
off, i grab for him, end up tearing off his pants revealing a pink tutu
underneath.
He looks at the tutu, then hauls butt off the field. (DONK)
Yesterday I did a skit where I danced around the umpire to "It's
Raining Men", and had a trenchcoat on (we gave away rain ponchos). As I
prepared to do the second part of my skit my
not-so-itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie-yellow-polka-dot-bikini slipped down
and landed at my ankles. I pulled off the trenchcoat to reveal the
other half of the bikini and kept dancing, pulling the briefs off and
wrapping them around the umpire's neck.
This skit should have announcer saying what you're going to do. This is
called the Tied Gag. Items needed are large paper grocery bag, or
cardboard box, two pieces of rope which for 'scots should be large
marine version, and
a box of Tide laundry detergent. To start: The Tide is in the bag. The
rope
pieces are in your paw. Announcer says Joey's going to do a little
magic. He will put two ropes in the bag and they will come out tied.
1st attempt - Have child or audience to say 'magic word' after your
placing the ropes in the bag. Then pull the ropes out, act like it
worked. 2nd attempt Repeat the previous action. 3rd attempt Announcer:
how many people believe Joey
can do really do it? Put the ropes in the bag. Close the bag. Repeat
audience magic word or phrase bit. Then open the bag and pull out the
box of Tide
detergent. (Joey Wolfe)
Go to a toy store, and look for some kind of My Little Pony or
something. It may need to be a little bigger for everyone to see. Maybe
a stuffed
. Anyway, you could be playing with it, making sure the (student
section)
sees it, and then make a gesture that it stinks, and then stomp on it,
going crazy. If it's stuffed, you could maybe open it and throw the
stuffing
up in the air, and into the audience. (Thundar)
Push
out a large crate...marked SocceRoo's Instant Dance PArty, or have the
UPS guy deliver it...get hyper,...open the box....pull out the 20"
disco mirror
ball,.house lights down one spotlight..cue the sound guy,, (oh boy here
it comes {getting giddy) MAcarena comes on......"whoa, hold on, stop
cut
it!"...think, ... ok, i've got the disco ball, what else?...go back in
the
box...pull out the Tony Manero white jacket and vest...(try a tux
rental
shop {on trade)...put it on..ok I got the jacket, i got the disco ball,
...cue
the music......chicken dance comes on........."whoa, hold on, stop cut
it!"...think, ... ok, i've got the disco ball, I've got the jacket...
what else?...go
back in the box...pull out... a bunch of little kids and a hot
blonde....do
the price is right display model...cue the music to "You should Be
Dancin'"
by the BeeGees and everyone dances..... (KixxSocceroo)
Use a broom on the basketball court to dance with, brush off the ref's
shoes, sweep all the dirt towards the rival team, use it like STOMP to
beat
out a rhythym to (We Will Rock You).
THINGS TO DO AT PEP RALLIES:
It was to the ER theme song. The narrator said: "The East Panther was
brutally attacked and robbed of her school spirit by (the other team's
mascot). She was immediately rushed to the ER....." We have Escorts who
are usually in all my skits. They were dressed as surgeons and carried
me in on a board
to the stretcher in the middle of the gym where they "operated" on me.
They
used two irons as that electronic jolt thing they use to get people's
hearts
beating again. The narrator says: "As you can see, things aren't
looking
too bright for the Panther..." One of the escorts then finds a bottle
that
says "Plano East Spirit" and he feeds me some of that. I get up &
we
all get in a line as the song, "I will Survive" came on and the seven
of
us danced like the Temptations. (1sAPPHIRE1)
I've
done this one a lot, especially at school assemblies where we need some
kid interaction. Basically just get four chairs, put them in a square
with
the backs facing out. (one at a 90 degree angle to the one next to it.
Have
the people lay down, one at a time with the center of their backs on
the
chair and their legs off one end and head and shoulders off the other.
(You
have to pick bigger kids or adults) each person's shoulders need to be
squarely
on the knees/thighs of the person "behind" them. one this happens, then
you
can slowly pull out all the chairs! (KidSimba)
When
the team lost 4 straight this past season, I glued together some
styrofoam blocks (about 3' wide by 1.5' high, found 'em at WalMart)
into a tent shape, and wrote " RAGE'S LOSING STREAK" on the side. I
came out in a magician's cape and hat, was introduced as the Great
MOO-dini, and attempted to make the losing streak disappear. Covered
the blocks with a sheet, waved the wand, nothing happened. PA guy
suggested I try a bigger magic wand, so I reached behind the bench and
pull out what looks like a jumbo-sized magic wand,
but it's the handle of a sledgehammer (wrapped the handle in black and
white
electrical tape to make it look like a magic wand). Smashed the "losing
streak"
into smithereens. NOTE - Spread a tarp or something on the ground
first.
It will make the mess easier to clean up. (Toro)
THINGS TO DO ON A SCOREBOARD:
We have this crazy sports reporter on one of our TV news broadcasts who
always does silly stuff for his broadcasts. Yesterday, he did a run
down of
our team bus, with all its little perks and such. When he opened up the
bathroom,
RADAR was sitting on thecommode reading a paper (about how our opposing
hockey
franchise folded a month ago) and jumped up when he peaked in. He said,
"Excuse
me, I'm sorry," and calmly shut the door. Then he looked at the camera
with
a dumbfounded look on his face and shrugged his shoulders. Pretty funny
stuff!
We thought about showing the blue toilet water (RADAR is big and bright
blue),but we were on the cutting edge enough and thought better of it.
We
could have one of those blue SaniFlush drop-ins laying in there--that
would
have been crazy. " - RADAR
Its
the typical "Monkey See Monkey Do" skit (they have to mimic what you do
in order to win a prize), but to change things up, I my "contestant"
was a 72 year-old women. We started off simple, doing the cabbage patch
dance, shaking our
butts, then shaking our bellys (and seeing a grandmotehr do this was
funny
enough). So then the PA guy chimes in "KO this stuff is too easy, you
have
to try and stump her." I see the third base umpire and sneak over to
him.
I look left, look right then goose him real good. I talked to him
before
the game, so he acted it up, jumping away from me, and looking
offended. I then gesture for the granny to do it, and she walks right
up and pats
him on the butt (crowd went nuts). I act like "Man I can't believe she
did
this. What won't she do?" I scratch my head, then I get an idea. I walk
back
to the ump, put my arm around him like "hey, whats happening?" then in
a
flash I plant a big smooch on him. He pushes me off, I stumble away,
thengesture for the lady to do it. She give him a hug, and is finnally
declared the
winner. Real funny, real simple. I recomend doing it! (K-O)
When
they put you on the jumbotron to YMCA, try spelling something
different. I like to throw in a few x's and t's. (Sealvester)
I
did
attend the Vikings-Bengals game on Sunday, and I just thought I'd
mention
a little of what I observed of the mascots. At the first tv timeout,
the
jumbo-tron had an announcer that said MWW (Mascot World Wrestling)
showed Benny Bengal in a trench coat trying to get into the stadium.
Later in
the game the jumbo-tron showed
the MWW update, with Benny sneaking up on Vik-a-Donus Rex, knocking him
down and stealing his snowmobile. Finally, in the fourth qtr. the
cheerleaders bring out this big mat w/ ropes and everything, the two
'scots wrestle for a little bit. With Vik-a-Donus ultimately winning.
Sunday he pulled Benny's tail and wrapped him up, then spun him out
then dragged him out of the ring and pulled him away on his snowmobile.
This is something the Vikings have done during a few games this year to
entertain fans during the long tv time-outs! ( Goldy)
I'm definitely going to pursue some movie spoofs, as well as something
called "Dressing Dugouts". I thought it'd be fun to do "Trading
Spaces", but instead decorate little league dugouts in different
themes. Some of the
decorating can be seriously nice, like painting cool murals for the tee
ball
team, but then we could also do a men's softball dugout with frills and
lace.
THINGS
TO DO ON HOLIDAYS:
I'm
planning on a rock show skit. using a verison of "Peppermint Twist" by
the often-forgotten band The Sweet. For a guitar, I'm looking for a big
plastic or styrofoam candy cane. - The Gade
Just
tie some mistletoe to a string on a stick, put a little "kiss" sign on
the string, and dangle it over people's heads. Its great. Most of the
time the crowd
will start chanting for the couple to kiss. You can mess with people by
dangling it over the head of two guys sitting next to each other, or
"accidentally" hanging it over your own head and getting lavished with
smootches. - Sealvester
THINGS TO DO AT BIRTHDAY PARTIES:
Eat
cake and ice cream!!! Oh, in a costume?!! Play "pin the tail" on
whatever animal I happen to be. tape on the tail though! NO
PINS! (KidSimba)
My favorite is Duck Duck goose.... especially b/c I cheat for the first
three rounds and then get thrown into the center for (usually) ten
minutes. the game winds up playing itself!
My favorite thing to do is bring a bag of goodies from whatever
organization I am representing. Then, if we are outside, bring a can of
silly string. Usuallly, I have another person with me asking Oh,
Pouncer, what do you have in the bag? or different questions to keep
the 'crowd' interested, then
I will pull out a can of silly string and spray the kids (if they are
old
enough and if I get the parents permission). (UofMPouncer)
THINGS TO DO FOR PHOTOGRAPHS:
- give
a
kid antlers with my hands (a good trick for a reindeer like me)
- give
a
kid horns with my fingers (a good trick for my OTHER gig, as a bull)
- stand
behind a row of kids and lean my elbows on their heads (totem pole
effect)
- hold
a
tango or waltz pose with a cute girl
- ...and
dip right as the shutter clicks
- hold
a
kid upside down (learned that from the Squatch)
- reach
around a teenager's head with my big old paw and cover their face with
it right
as the shutter clicks (learned that from the Moose) - (Red)
- Fists
in
the air for GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLL! (Kickerroo)
- After
they have taken the picture, VERY CAREFULLY see if they will allow you
to take the camera from them. Then if your hands/paws/hooves permit,
jesture for
them to pose so you can take a picture of them. Ham it up and try to
get
more people involved. Then turn and take a picture of something else,
like
I don't know, a total stranger, or a cup of beer. You could also
run
onto the field, if play is stopped and take a pic of a player or
official.
Another thing I do at times, although I admit it runs on the bit of
crude
side, drop the camera between your legs and take a picture from
beneath.
(KidSimba)
- I
like
to put my hand on the kids face and yell out "CHEEEEEEESE!" "What, you
want to see their faces? Why?"
- Sometimes
I keep
saying CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSE! after the pic was
taken, then I say, Oops, my bad.
- Mudonna
can get a little promiscuous with her shots, so leg up with adutls, or
pushing the girl out of the picture and grabbing the guy, or a
two-handed smacker on the face.
- If
the
camera isn't too tiny (my goodness they make some dinky digital cameras
these days) for me to hold, and I can get it away from whoever's
holding it... I usually do it if somebody asks for a photo in an
open-ended way. ("can we have a
photo? what? oh, no no no, of YOU!") (Red)
- did
you
know you can re-load a spent Polaroid film cartridge with already
exposed
photos, so that when you hit the shutter button it spits out a picture
you
took beforehand, in an extremely convincing manner? I imagine this is
the
kind of thing you're talking about when you say "clown camera". Be
careful,
though, because the battery for one of those cameras is in the film
pack.
Don't re-use them too many times or your skit will flop at a terrible
time.
- The
monkey photo is a great idea, the Squatch pulls off a gag like that
from time to time. What I just now thought might be fun for this sort
of gag, though,
is to take a photo of some empty bleachers, and then make out like the
fans
are ghosts. (Red)
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